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Hand-crafted American favorites in generous portions. From breakfast through late night.
Served Saturday & Sunday 7:30am–2pm
Eggs
Served with hash browns & toastServed with hash browns & toast
Two Eggs Any Style
With your choice of bacon, sausage, or ham
Steak & Eggs
8 oz. top sirloin with two eggs any style
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
House-made corned beef hash with two eggs any style
Huevos Rancheros
Two eggs on corn tortillas, ranchero sauce, beans, cheese, avocado
Chorizo & Eggs
Scrambled with Mexican chorizo, served with beans and tortillas
Country Fried Steak & Eggs
Hand-breaded steak with country gravy and two eggs
Joe's Breakfast Burrito
Scrambled eggs, chorizo, cheese, beans, pico de gallo, sour cream
Omelets
Served with hash browns & toastServed with hash browns & toast
Denver Omelet
Ham, onion, bell pepper, cheddar cheese
Joe's Western
Bacon, sausage, onion, bell pepper, mushroom, cheddar & jack
Veggie Omelet
Spinach, mushroom, tomato, onion, bell pepper, Swiss cheese
Cheese Omelet
Three-egg omelet with your choice of cheese
Spanish Omelet
Chorizo, onion, bell pepper, jalapeño, cheddar, salsa & sour cream
Avocado & Bacon Omelet
Fresh avocado, crispy bacon, jack cheese
Eggs Benedict
Poached eggs on English muffin with hollandaise, served with hash brownsPoached eggs on English muffin with hollandaise, served with hash browns
Classic Benedict
Canadian bacon, poached eggs, hollandaise
Florentine Benedict
Sautéed spinach, tomato, poached eggs, hollandaise
Crab Cake Benedict
House-made crab cakes, poached eggs, hollandaise
Salmon Benedict
Smoked salmon, poached eggs, hollandaise, capers
Griddle
Buttermilk Pancakes
Stack of three fluffy pancakes, butter & warm maple syrup
Blueberry Pancakes
Fresh blueberries folded into buttermilk batter
Banana Pancakes
Sliced banana, whipped cream, maple syrup
French Toast
Thick-cut brioche, cinnamon batter, powdered sugar
Belgian Waffle
Golden crisp waffle with fresh berries & whipped cream
Breakfast Sides
Bacon (4 strips)
Sausage Links (4)
Ham
Hash Browns
Toast or English Muffin
Fresh Fruit
Oatmeal
With brown sugar and raisins
Featured Sandwiches
Omaha Open-Faced Tri-Tip Sandwich
Served with fries and green salad
French Dip Sandwich
On brioche roll w/ au jus. Choice of tri-tip or turkey. Served with fries and green salad
Top Sirloin Steak Sandwich
Open-faced. Served with fries and green salad
Appetizers
Mixed Green Salad
Choice of dressing
Lettuce Wedge
Bacon, tomato, onion with blue cheese dressing
Shrimp Cocktail
Jumbo shrimp served with cocktail sauce
Spicy Shrimp
Jumbo shrimp sautéed in butter, lemon, garlic, and chili sauce
Fried Calamari
Deep-fried with chipotle dipping sauce
Crab Cakes
Two crab cakes served with lemon garlic aioli
Potato Skins
Spicy Chicken Wings
Antojitos
Spicy steak bites
Quesadilla
Cheese, chicken, or pulled pork
Roasted Tomato Soup & Grilled Cheese
Half sandwich with a cup of tomato soup
Salads
Dressing choices: Ranch, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Vinaigrette, or CaesarDressing choices: Ranch, Thousand Island, Blue Cheese, Vinaigrette, or Caesar
Salmon Salad
Romaine lettuce, feta cheese, cherry tomato, red peppers, cucumber, red onion, baby arugula
Classic Cobb
Romaine lettuce, blue cheese, bacon, egg, avocado, and turkey (tossed on request)
Jimmy the Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, cucumbers, tomato, red onions, feta cheese, kalamata olives
Chef Salad
Mixed greens, sliced turkey breast, ham, egg, swiss and cheddar cheese
Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce, croutons, parmesan, and caesar dressing. Add chicken +$4.25
Erika's Spinach Salad
Bacon, egg, diced tomato, mushroom with warm balsamic vinaigrette
Crab Louie Salad
Crab with tomato, egg, celery, and louie dressing
Sandwiches
Includes choice of fries, green salad, potato salad, or coleslaw. Bread: white, sourdough, or ryeIncludes choice of fries, green salad, potato salad, or coleslaw. Bread: white, sourdough, or rye
Diablo Dip
Sliced tri-tip sautéed in homemade hot sauce
Roasted Turkey (Open-Faced)
With mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, and vegetables
Prime Rib Sandwich
Hamburger (8oz)
Certified Angus Beef. Add cheese +$1.00
Garden Burger
The original veggie burger
Cuban Sandwich (Medianoche)
Grilled ham and cheese and roast pork
Grilled Breast of Chicken
With tomato and mozzarella
Meatloaf (Open-Faced)
With mashed potatoes, gravy, and vegetables
Turkey Burger
Grilled turkey patty on a bun with lettuce, tomato, and onion
Reuben
Corned beef, sauerkraut, and swiss cheese
Phillip's Crab Salad Sandwich
A Joe's Cafe tradition
BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich
On a french roll topped with slaw
Fried Chicken Sandwich
With chipotle mayo on a bun
The Bud Perry
Grilled pastrami on rye with swiss and dijon
Philly Cheese Steak
Thinly sliced beef with sautéed onions, peppers, and mushrooms on a french roll
Tuna
White albacore, celery, green onions, relish, lettuce, and tomato
Club
Smoked thick-cut bacon, diestel turkey, lettuce, and tomato
BLT
The traditional with loads of thick bacon
Meatball Sandwich
On a roll topped with marinara sauce and mozzarella
Daily Specials
Monday — Chile Relleno
Tuesday — Pot Roast
Wednesday — Stuffed Chicken
Thursday — Beef Brisket
Friday — Beef Stroganoff
Saturday — Turkey Pot Pie
Sunday — Chicken Piccata
Pastas
Choices: Marinara, Meat Sauce, or AlfredoChoices: Marinara, Meat Sauce, or Alfredo
Sister Marie's Lasagna
Served with caesar salad or garlic bread
Fettuccine Alfredo
With chicken sautéed in a garlic cream sauce
Spaghetti and Meatballs
Beef Ravioli
Braised beef and herbs with caesar salad or garlic bread
Cheese Ravioli
Parmesan, ricotta, pecorino, and basil with caesar salad or garlic bread
Seafood
Calamari Steak
Lightly breaded and sautéed with lemon garlic butter sauce
Salmon
Wild-caught Pacific, served with dill butter and almond rice
Alaskan Halibut
With lemon and capers, served with almond rice
Fish and Chips
Alaskan cod, deep-fried with homemade tartar sauce and slaw
New England Clam Chowder
Cup or bowl
Soup of the Day
Ask your server
Poultry
Herb Roasted Chicken
1/2 Jidori chicken, rosemary, thyme, lemon, and garlic
Chicken Parmesan (6oz)
Pounded chicken with marinara sauce and cheese
Steaks & Meats
Includes vegetables and choice of baked potato, mashed potatoes, or friesIncludes vegetables and choice of baked potato, mashed potatoes, or fries
Chili
With sour cream, cheddar, and onions
BBQ Baby Back Ribs
New York Steak (12oz)
Roasted garlic butter
Prime Top Sirloin (10oz)
With sautéed mushrooms and onions
Prime Rib (14oz)
Slow roasted
Norm's Meatloaf
Beef and pork served with mashed potatoes and gravy
Joe's Prime Cafe Steak (8oz)
With sautéed mushrooms, onions, mashed potatoes, and vegetables
Filet Mignon (7oz)
With béarnaise sauce
Short Ribs
Tender braised boneless beef ribs with a red wine reduction
Sides
Onion Rings
Homemade w/ ranch
Half Rings / Half Fries
Garlic Bread
French roll, fresh garlic, and parmesan
Mac N Cheese
3 cheeses and truffle oil
Mashed Potatoes
Yukon gold potatoes and butter
Bread and Salsa
Fries
Homemade. Add chili +$4.75
Sweet Potato Fries
Monday–Friday 3pm–6pm
Happy Hour Drinks
Domestic Draft Beer
Coors Light, Bud Light
Import Draft Beer
Corona, Pacifico
House Wine
Red or white by the glass
Well Cocktails
Joe's Margarita
House tequila, fresh lime, triple sec
Happy Hour Bites
Sliders
Three mini burgers with cheese & pickles
Wings
Crispy fried wings, buffalo or BBQ sauce
Quesadilla
Grilled chicken, jack cheese, pico de gallo, sour cream
Loaded Fries
Cheese, bacon bits, jalapeños, ranch
Signature Cocktails
The stiffest drinks in Santa Barbara — 20+ years runningThe stiffest drinks in Santa Barbara — 20+ years running
Joe's Old Fashioned
Bourbon, Angostura bitters, sugar, orange peel — the way it should be
Classic Martini
Gin or vodka, dry vermouth, olive or twist
Joe's Manhattan
Rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, Angostura, cherry
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Kahlúa, fresh espresso, vanilla
Margarita
Premium tequila, Cointreau, fresh lime juice
Moscow Mule
Vodka, ginger beer, fresh lime, copper mug
Wine
Ask your server for our full wine listAsk your server for our full wine list
House Red
Rotating selection of premium California reds
House White
Rotating selection of crisp California whites
Sparkling
By the glass
Beer
Draft Beer
Rotating selection of local & craft beers — ask your server
Bottled Beer
Domestic & imported selections available